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football podcast. I was joined today by Seb Stafford Bloor. This episode is split into two halves. In part one,

we discussed Alexis Sanchez at Arsenal off the back of a recent article that Seb wrote for

Umaxit.com. Part two is a new segment that we'll be introducing into the show whenever

Seb makes an appearance. Seb is the sub-editor of the UMaxet editorial site, so in the

second part, we briefly discussed the top five performing articles of last week, so stick around

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So, but last week you wrote an article about Alexis Sanchez, titled, Alexis Sanchez needs to emerge from his sulky fog.

In it, you speak of his seeming determination to let everyone know that he'd rather be somewhere else.

Of his performances betrayed by visible exasperation and flailing arms

and you describe him as embittered by the deadline day fiasco which left him marooned between

Arsenal and Manchester City.

It's fairly damning in parts and perhaps not unfairly so, but I wondered if you could

explain why you feel as strongly as the

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