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Alexander Armstrong

Newscast

BBC

Politics, News

4.46.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

A Pointless-style coronavirus quiz hosted by the main man himself. Plus Laura talks Adam through the issues facing the elderly in care homes around the UK due to coronavirus.

Producers: Hariet Noble, Frankie Tobi and Seren Jones Assistant Editor: Sam Bonham Editor: Dino Sofos

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts.

0:04.6

Emily, have you managed to line up a celebrity guest?

0:07.6

I have.

0:08.6

Who is it?

0:09.6

Well, he's really pointless.

0:11.2

Are you there pointless celebrity guest? I don't know if I want to

0:15.2

identify myself. But yes, she was joking. Yes I am. There is no point to Alexander Armstrong at all.

0:22.1

I love it when I see pointless because it means I've got home from work earlier than usual.

0:26.0

In your honor, I've gone through all the quiz shows that have ever existed on British television

0:32.0

and adapted some of their names to make

0:34.0

them suitable for this coronavirus era.

0:36.0

Do you want to hear some of my attempts?

0:38.0

Yes, I'd love to hear that.

0:39.0

A question of sport, only once a day. The once in a generation game, because this is a big thing, don't take me out.

0:48.0

Don't come down with me.

0:51.0

Empty supermarket sweep.

0:54.0

Supermarket swept.

0:56.0

Can we have countdown until the pubs reopen?

0:59.0

Very good.

1:00.0

I'm doing that.

1:01.0

Family in isolation fortunes. Do you have a family fortune? Oh I've come up with my own for that.

1:06.3

Oh go on. I've had enough of my family fortunes. Fine. Great. Well okay that's just a bit of fun because we know it is an anxious time for a lot of...

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