Aldo Hitler w/ Michael Che and Josh Zepps

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2015

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Michael Che and host of Huff Post Live Josh Zepps are in the studio this week. Kurt has developed artificial intelligence in the form of Dr. Bill Cosby - the Cosbytron - and the crew give it a Turing test. Things get really crazy when rapper Maino drops in! Plus Bob Dibuono is back as Dr. Phil.

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0:00.0	You were now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:05.5	Race Wars.
0:06.9	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.0	You can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.4	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.1	Yeah!
0:15.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.5	I have the power!
0:18.0	With her Fet's crew and shit I've had it with this
0:35.7	I've had it with this
0:38.0	I've now
0:38.6	Don't let it
0:40.2	Why does my shit sound not right
0:41.8	Is it my headphones?
0:42.6	Kurt couldn't hear himself
0:43.5	And now he's getting upset
0:44.7	And I've also got a scratchy headphone
0:46.8	He's like a deaf kid who just found out he's deaf
0:48.8	That hell
0:49.4	Mommy can't hear stuff
0:52.9	First of all, Shrod
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