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Alan Dershowitz tries to pull a literal "nothing to see here" on Epstein

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🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

VR1 - Welcome to Vapid Response Wednesday! Rather than explaining law in the news as we have for years on Rapid Response Friday, Thomas, Lydia, and Matt are going on the offensive in this live video series to respond and react to the stupidest takes that we can find--and we’ve got just the guy for our first pick! We begin with former Jeffrey Epstein defense attorney Alan Dershowitz’s recent piece in the Wall Street Journal in which he literally claims that “there is nothing more to see here” on the Epstein case while filling in the facts of what we know from reliable reporting and court records. What is Dersh not telling us here about his own involvement with Epstein, the unbelievably corrupt federal non-prosecution agreement which he secured for his client in 2007, and all of the other many reasons that he might not be a trustworthy source on this question? We then take on one of Matt’s all-time favorites: a well-known 1996 video presentation from far-right immigration restrictionist organization NumbersUSA in which founder Roy Beck takes the stage to set the Guinness world record for Biggest Strawman Made Entirely Out of Gumballs.

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0:00.0

The Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode, well, I don't know. It's a new thing. I'll tell you in a moment. I'm Thomas Smith. I'm here to tell you the Wednesday schedule is changing. When we did that video Q&A the other week or month or even your year, we all thought it was so much fun and we wanted to try to do more stuff like that. But of course, there's no more time for any more work at all. So I had the idea that the only way we could do something like that is if it is not editive. It's a live show. It's a live, live thing, then I can do it because editing is

0:54.9

really where the time suck is. That's where, oh, 90% of my life goes. And so we gave it a try,

1:00.0

and it was so much fun. It went way better than any of us even could have dreamed. Matt, of course,

1:05.5

had the amazing idea to name it VAPid Response Wednesday, and it's where we're going to be

1:09.8

taking on some of the

1:11.1

most vapid think pieces and other miscellaneous things. Of course, related to the law and to the topics

1:17.0

we talk about anyway, but we really have wanted to find more ways and time to take on like some of the

1:24.0

awful, you know, opinion columnists and other, you know, intelligentsia, whatever,

1:29.0

who just are so bad at their jobs and yet seem so influential and have a disproportionate impact

1:34.6

on what everybody seems to be thinking and saying. And we've had enough. We'd like to put a stop

1:38.9

to that, single-handedly. So we're doing it. It's up on YouTube, but of course, I'm going to put

1:44.0

out a nice high-quality audio version for podcast listeners.

1:47.0

And it's going to be a podcast. You can just continue listening like normal. Totally fine. Or if you'd like to see us, I'll pop that YouTube link in the show notes. You can watch it there. But, you know, hey, still give us the download of the podcast. That's really kind of important, actually, if you don't mind.

1:43.0

Oh, and what about T3BE?

1:45.5

Well, for one, Heather's new job, I guess the, maybe the school year

2:06.8

or the preliminary stuff is starting up because she is busy for the next couple weeks,

2:11.3

unable to record. So I figured this is a great time to give this a try anyway. And based on how

2:16.3

this one went, I think we're pretty set on

2:18.8

this being the new Wednesday. T3B will not go away. I still love it. I want to do it, but I'm not

2:24.3

sure where yet. It may be something that we do for patrons. Maybe somehow we do it on YouTube or

2:29.9

something. One way or the other, it will need to no longer be edited in order to fulfill the

2:34.5

not adding to workload requirement. But one way or the other, it'll continue. And I'm hoping maybe we can have guests. It would be fun to have guests on that. Like I find somebody, you know, another YouTuber or something and say, hey, come answer a bar question. You know, that kind of thing. That could be fun. Still working that out. Oh, and also, what about part two with Chesa Boudin? Well, that's Friday's episode. I know, sorry to break him up like that,

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