AKOTSK 1x03: Clever Hans
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
The Squire. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir? |
| 0:02.3 | Do you think people paid a lot of good money for that sort of thing? |
| 0:23.5 | Dunkin' Egg is a series of novelizedas Ducky Day by Georgia |
| 0:26.7 | R. Martin |
| 0:29.8 | It's the story of Sir Duncan |
| 0:32.8 | the tall |
| 0:33.8 | A legendary headnight from Westrose and Egg. |
| 0:45.3 | Boers Gorn Swords. |
| 0:47.9 | She's a Game of Rooms podcast, all right. |
| 0:51.2 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:52.1 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:53.1 | And this is Boers Goring Swords. |
| 0:55.3 | The third best Targaryum bastard. |
| 0:58.7 | That's right, guys. |
| 0:59.8 | Our heads may be white, but our pubs are black. |
| 1:02.1 | And you just heard the dulcetones of Sir Daniel Preston, aka Wesley Thunder. |
| 1:07.3 | We didn't give him a shout out last time because I believe we were both very hairy due to my alarm, deciding, you know what? |
| 1:15.0 | Ivan needs to listen to more light jazz instead of an actual alarm. |
| 1:18.6 | That song, which you heard last week, and we'll hear for the rest of these Duncan Egg episodes, was recorded for the book club of Duncan Egg. |
| 1:25.5 | How long ago? |
| 1:27.7 | In 2013. |
| 1:28.6 | 2013. |
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