AKOTSK 1x02: I Could Eat Your Horse
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Hard Salt Beef. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you're good at something, don't do it for free or for men. |
| 0:11.3 | Dunkin' Egg is a series of novellas. |
| 0:20.0 | Dunstanay by Georgia R. Martin |
| 0:25.6 | It's the story of Sir Duncan the tall, a legendary headnight from Westrose and egg |
| 0:39.2 | Boers Gorn Swords |
| 0:43.3 | Gorns Podcast all right |
| 0:48.2 | I'm Red Scott |
| 0:49.5 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez |
| 0:50.7 | This is Boers Gorn Swords |
| 0:52.5 | The third best place to see that shaft. Finally, |
| 0:57.6 | I was demanding shaft, not Richard Roundtree, and we got it. They took all of the shaft that we did |
| 1:05.7 | not get from heated rivalry and put it into this one episode. And you know what? I'm glad it was the old man. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.2 | We don't see enough old man dick on television these days. |
| 1:16.2 | The kids have been saying it. |
| 1:17.9 | Genzi has famously been saying, you know what? |
| 1:20.4 | I wish I was seeing more old man dog on TV. |
| 1:23.4 | After Severance, they were like, we want old man, Yowie, and we want it now. |
| 1:27.9 | And we don't, we don't quite have Yawi, but we do have just a substantial hunk of meat on this episode of a Night of the Seven Kingdoms. |
| 1:37.1 | Series 1, episode 2, hard salt beef. |
| 1:41.0 | And I just realized that's a pun about seeing this giant dick in the beginning. |
| 1:43.3 | Directed by Owen Harris, written by Aziza Barnes and Ira Parker. And I want to, I want to start by saying, |
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