AKA the Bronx
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
On today’s show, Luke laments the inherent meekness of the British and their aversion to revolution. Thank God for a new set of golf clubs to lift his spirits a bit. Pete, meanwhile, is getting stuck in the long grass of naming conventions and the business of double-barrelling.
We’ve also got a bizarrely-decorated hard hat to investigate and the origin of a nickname to explain.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and a Peter Shawpe Dawson with you and I'm joined by Mr. |
| 0:10.3 | Lucie Moore. |
| 0:10.8 | $123 for Charles England, Lukey Moe. |
| 0:13.5 | Would you spend that amount of money? |
| 0:14.7 | I wouldn't. |
| 0:15.7 | No. |
| 0:16.6 | I find it. |
| 0:18.3 | Yeah, I don't really use that. |
| 0:20.2 | I would happily use it. I'm not against it in principle, but I do think that... Is the 123 quid? Is that for the athletic kit or the stadium kit? Because they're different, aren't they? Oh, right, okay. Stadium kits for, like, fatty bumbooms, like me. And then the athletic kit is for the actual football. And you're saying this is for a child's kit. It's for a child's kit. 123. 1, 2, 3 is the thing that they write on Facebook Marketplace when they want you to make an offer. Like, fuck off. Just write what you'd accept an old bloody pit. So, crying out loud. So apparently, the infant kit is 65 quid. Right. |
| 0:56.4 | I mean, it is a piss take. |
| 1:02.2 | But honestly, I know this is proper like that broke off the one show chat, |
| 1:03.7 | Martin Lewis chat. |
| 1:07.4 | But I mean, you do get fucking ripped off in the UK. |
| 1:10.9 | Like, honestly, you know part of the reason for it, |
| 1:29.8 | part of the reason for it is because the economy's shit for those different reasons, obviously, which is boring to talk about. But the other part of it is, you know why? Because British people are meek. They are meek. Meek. They are. Right. They won't complain about anything. British people do not do things like, I mean, I can think of one riot in the last what, |
| 1:30.6 | however many years. |
| 1:30.3 | Did the... people do not do things like, I mean, I can think of one riot in the last what, however many years. There was the poll tax riots in the 80s. And that was just because somebody left some |
| 1:34.8 | scaffolding poles around. And there was some, and there was one like 2012. We get mugged off every |
| 1:40.5 | single fucking day in England. Yeah. And no one says anything. Yeah, but it's all small... |
| 1:45.3 | Yeah, but our default setting |
| 1:46.5 | has been commudgeonly. |
| 1:48.1 | Do you know what I mean? |
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