Welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Balinger. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to do with the internet, but we don't back check or research anything.

I'm here with my favorite human. Say hello Blaze. You come.

No two things there girl. Why? Hi, not a human. I beg to differ.

You said there were two things. And I'm your favorite. That's true. I'm here with my mom.

There's my most often co-host to my co-host. We have substitutes everyone's no.

It's what how was Valentine's Day? Happy belated Valentine's Day. It was also a transbirth day. Yep. There it is.

Okay. We mostly celebrate that. We don't care. We don't care. This is sad. I don't remember. Just this.

I don't really remember Valentine's Day being that big of a deal for us. We didn't make it a big deal. No. But today is random acts of kindness day.

That should be every day. But isn't that them there making it not random? You're right. So if you plan a day of random acts of kindness day.

It's no longer random. Now it's just acts of kindness day. Okay. Well, let's have that. It's still just as great. But do it all day. Every day. Yeah. They don't have to be. I mean, one day a year.

Random, I guess they're saying is like for no. You don't know the person. But that's acts of kindness or because you're not expecting anything in return. And it's nice thing to do.

Because so why don't you know the person or not? It's also president's day weekend. It is.

It is. It is. Okay. Next. Next. Happy birthday to Paris Hilton and Michael Jordan. Okay.

Two very opposite human beings right there. I'm sure it's other people's birthdays too. Well, I was just talking about like happy birthday to everyone's birthday is today. I was talking about the rich people.

I'm sure there's rich people other than that.

Their level of richness mom. All right. We have an update.

Remember how we talked? Yes. Yes. Not even a little bit yesterday last week. Last week about the guy who bought the Tesla and they took off the auto drive feature on it.

Yes. Update. Okay. The auto pilot has been restored. Okay. And it's a little the story is a little weird on what really had to happen. I don't think so. But people are like was it ever turned off for real.

It was like a weird moment. But apparently the auto drive is on the Tesla. I'm happy for that man. Same because he got what he paid for. Yes.

Oh, he didn't pay Tesla. He paid for it. Tesla was originally paid for it. Therefore it should remain on the car. Yes. I agree. No goodness gracious. Thanks for that update. I feel better. You're welcome. Do you have anything before we get into real news? Like fake news?

I took my shoes off. No. Like do you have a chicken factor or anything? I don't have anything today. I'm so we did change though. I have a chicken fact. Okay. We cleaned out the chicken pen. That's a chicken fact. And laid down new straw. That's a chicken fact. And they're happy. All right. There was a thing I was going to get you but I didn't get you because I didn't know if you would like it. Have you seen the swings for chickens? I have a swing. I think Cory got me a swing.

Okay. So you have it. Yeah. Okay. I almost got it for you. Have you used it? Do your chickens use it? I haven't. I don't have a place to hang it. That's why I didn't get it for you. So I can hang one side. But then I don't have a place to hang it on another side. So I have to put a spike in the ground in a thing about redoing your chicken coop for a while. It's just hard to get to Santa Barbara to do all the work. It's not a one day project. No. So that's why I have a swing. It's hanging in their coop. But just like a ladder.

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