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All Things Internet's podcast

A Very Annoying Week

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Just a bunch of annoying stories happening this week. People just don't know how to be decent human beings!!!!! Telsa got greedy, aspiring soundcloud rapper was an absolute idiot, people ruining art, and the Coronavirus just won't go away. Also, I was in a bad mood this entire episode and my mother very kindly put up with me. Thanks mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0

Whoa! Come to all things internet. I am your host, Rachel Balender. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to do with the internet, but we don't fact check or research anything.

0:43.0

I am here with my co-host, say hi. Hi, it's my mom. Did you think it was anyone else? No, never.

0:50.0

We are in our land dough today. We are. We are recording not live from a hotel room. So if you're watching, that's what the background is and why the lighting is weird. It's very sunny and I am very overexposed. We tried to part a curtain behind the camera. Now I just look like I've weird, stripy, I'm a zebra. I look like a zebra.

1:09.0

Anyway, we went to Disney World yesterday. We in fact did. That was a lie. We went to Disneyland two days ago. Disney World. Gosh darn it.

1:17.0

We went to Disney World not yesterday. No, we went to Disney World on Saturday. It was a lot of fun. We went to Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios. I think those are the names of the places. Something.

1:30.0

Yep. And it was a lot of fun and we've cleaned and I've both vlogged it. Vlogs should be up today, Wednesday. Who knows. Anyway, when I get to it.

1:42.0

I'm a big yes. We're traveling. Happy National Flannel Day, mom. Oh, flannel's good in the winter. Flannel's green. I have flannel sheets on my bed right now. Oh, I guess it's winter, huh? I have like word Florida. What does that mean? Santa Barbara, too. You're like, what? Well, it does get down to the 50s. In the night.

2:03.0

We're having like the 40s. It's 30 days. Yeah, there's a few days. So many feet right now. I think there's going to be like a snowstorm or something, but no. It's also oatmeal Monday.

2:18.0

You know, I hated oatmeal growing up. I felt it tasted like the consistency of snot. Yeah. But now I like oatmeal. Matt and I ate oatmeal like five times a week for lunch. It's a good way to get to the day started because we don't eat breakfast.

2:32.0

And you can put a little nuts and we put oh, it's something. Oh, it's with almond milk. So not water. That was a huge problem growing up. We just did packets of oatmeal with water. That was also. I hated multiple. Yeah, Colleen loved it. I hated it. Chocolate, mouth oatmeal. Oh, God. That was that was gross because it was gray salt. Yeah, but it wasn't like snot. So no. But yeah, he does it with almond milk. And then which we should need to cut back on because almond milk is killing the bees.

3:01.0

I thought you were making. Okay. Well, side note, you are making your own almond milk for a while. There weren't just for a little bit, but it ended up costing way more than a, you know, sometimes you make your own things because it costs less or it's healthier. But then we found this.

3:13.0

All milk that was way cheaper and it was just almonds and water. So it was like the same thing. Anyway, well, we put a bunch of our fresh berries and. Yeah, we have to put walnuts on top and then we either put my beef free honey or maple syrup on top.

3:29.0

Sorry, I have to ask what is beef free honey? Honey is bees are the only ones that make honey. I know it's this. I tested as a product once. It's one of the seven apples. So it tastes like apple honey. You know how like you go to it? Yeah, you get like flavored honey. It tastes like apple honey, but it's just sugar. Lots of sugar and apples. So well, I think I'll be coming over for breakfast one day. It's pretty good. It's also a show. Teddy day as in teddy bear. I was obsessed with teddy bears growing up.

3:59.0

I had so many stuffed animals. But I for some reason I felt I was annoyed by it at the same time because everyone had that one special brownie bear. I don't have one. I had so many stuffed animals that none of them. I was like, I can't make a favorite. That would be rude and hurt their feelings. So I couldn't have a favorite and like my sister had her blankets. Trent Trent Colleen had blankets. That's pretty Christopher. Christopher did too. I didn't have a thing. You had one made for you, but you didn't attach to it like they attached to there.

4:29.0

This was like, and it's a blanket. But Clint's was made for her. No, Collins was from pennies. Yeah, so you know, that's all. And also this Friday is Valentine's Day. And trans birthday and my brother's birthday, but I mean, I found it everyone celebrates Valentine's Day. Okay. Yeah, my mom stupidly planned a C section for Trent on Valentine's Day. I thought his little girl. I thought, oh, how cute. And that would be terrible to grow. Yeah, it's a girl like wait a minute. Yeah, you.

4:59.0

You made it so that none of us want to hang out with him on his birthday. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Trent. Yeah, well, just your son. All right, let's go on to the news. Biggest news this week is I'm back on TikTok. Well, I was never on TikTok. I was on musically. I'm on TikTok. Now I gotta figure that one out. I have been avoiding TikTok since like I want to say four years now. I've been avoiding it. Because it went out.

5:28.5

It was like musically and then everyone was like over it and then China bought it. And they're like, we're gonna promote and the crap out of this. They spent so much money on promotions and brand deals and getting people to post on their Instagrams. I was one of them. I did a brand deal for them and still never used it.

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