AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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On Episode 1452 - Brought to you by:

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Timestamps:

(00:00:30) Teasers! (Wes is BACK!)
(00:03:24) Wes’ wild Uber ride

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(00:16:39) Australia declares violence against women a national crisis after mass protests ignite due to the killing of 27 women in 4 months

(00:28:39) Catholic Org. 'defrocks' AI Priest named 'Fr. Justin' after it said it was ok to Baptize a baby in Gatorade

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0:50.0	Oh yeah! Good morning! Morning and welcome to episode 1452 of Hard Factor.
1:20.3	It is Wednesday, May 1st, 2024.
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