Can you do Candy Love Island?

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die if Candy Love Island's a real thing. I'm honestly going to expire on camera. Can we search to see... Is that? Oh, no. No way. Oh no. No way. Oh no. Tons of followers. Oh, no. Let's watch episode one. Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan.

Hey.

What the hell is up?

What the hell is up? What the hell is up? Does it ever feel weird for you to pivot from? Because it's a show where we, you know, open. We say, how are you? What's up, etc. But we hang out for about two hours before we record the show. Best part. So I... They don't even get that. It's... I mean, it fucking rules. We're so funny. Well, I'm really funny. We say all of our funniest stuff. Burn it out. Yeah, and then we just give them the B, the B tier stuff. It's like a controlled burn of a forest. It is funny, though, to like hype up your friendship. it's like you're posturing. Like, yeah, you guys don't even know the type of friendship we're having all stuff you could see. You guys wouldn't get it. No, I think it's like, it reminds me of, um, I'm not just a working bot. I'm not just a productivity machine. You hear that? Oh. We're actually friends. We're actually friends. Can you believe that?

Well, that I do think about that a lot because, you know, so many, um, like, creative duos have, like,

spurned their relationship and stuff like that because the thing becomes, and I think that for us,

and you can tell me if this is wrong,

maybe we have an argument. Um, no, but I do feel like our relationship to us is more important

than the show. Yes. Which is a thing that has like stayed consistent. I think is like, if the show

was somehow a catalyst for that getting for that suffering, like getting in the way or something,

restructure it or quit or something. Yeah and more honestly partially because I just don't

think the show would be good I think it would be I don't think we have the stamina to put up the

veil for an hour and a half yeah I it would read pretty clear or at the very least we'd have like

nothing all that

interesting to say. I don't think I could do like, don't talk to me. Let's just do the show.

That would be crazy to me. Oh my God. You know, like one of my favorite shows was...

Tab boys. Second favorite show. Oh. boys. The good wife.

Oh.

Okay. Okay. Good. No. It's whatever. No. Continue. You say was because now it's sad boys? I mean, I watch sad boys more than anything else. But I'm forced to. It was nice to meet a fan. We have you. We have you in, we put you underground, like one of those pocopia farms. I just grab my island.

We get the We put you in, we put you underground, like one of those Pocopia farms. You're like strap my island.

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