Agents of J.O.(a).E.L. The Christmas Project Trailer

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Season’s Greetings True Believers! For being such good Joels this year, we got the Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Game and our bestest friend in the whole world and Jackson decided to treat us to our very own adventure! #1 drops Christmas day and #2 a week later, unless you’re a Bad Brain Boy+ Subscriber on either our website or Apple Podcasts then you’ll get it Christmas day! But if you can’t wait to unwrap this gift and want to help support our silly little games, it is available on our website as a digital download. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from 2 Joels 1 Jackson xx o.

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.8	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
0:06.0	Now on, help ruin other people's days.
0:08.6	Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok
0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment, and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:18.9	A shield secretary of some kind looks up to you, uh, name?
0:22.3	Zammit? She clacks away Joel yeah I know exactly what to send you
0:26.2	Due to a corporate restructure at shield Joel Duschau former head agent has been demoted
0:32.0	Resuffled and forgotten about in a dusty office right next to the shield heli carrier's back left engine.
0:38.5	What's more, due to a paperwork mix-up, he now belongs to a brand new branch of the agency. Justified a fence against
0:45.4	evil life or J-O-E-L. These are his adventures. You can see some of the photographs in this briefing
0:51.8	they are like of what looks like Santa Claus.
0:54.1	You know Santa Claus, he's a mutant, he's around.
0:56.3	Santa Claus is going crazy.
0:57.8	You're to sleep, Santa Claus.
0:59.6	Stop going crazy, you've gone bananas relax yeah is there a employee
1:04.9	log in portal hey you guys hearing this shit is gone bad three dots three dots three
1:11.1	dots three dots three dots nothing you see vision time but get down on you like he's gonna lift me up
1:16.8	He grabs you under his arms and maybe friends you on top of him
1:21.3	Once again are riddled full of bullets.
1:24.0	Okay.
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