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Due to a corporate restructuring shield,

Joel Dusha, former head agent has been demoted,

reshuffled and forgotten about in a dusty office right next to the shield heli carrier's back left engine.

What's more, due to a paperwork mix-up, he now belongs to a brand new branch of the agency justify defense

against evil life or J-O-E-L these are his adventures.

Six months prior.

prior, Agent Zammit, it's your first day on the helicaria.

You're a little unsure as to where you need to go, but there's like like a in this large kind of bridge area with

massive windows that show you just cloud cover for miles and miles and miles

you're actually probably above the clouds at this point.

You can see ahead of you there is a desk

where you assume you need to go to find out

where within this organization are you placed.

Okay, cool.

I guess I'll walk up to the desk. Okay, a shield secretary of some kind looks up.

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