Welcome to The Wally Show Aftercastle of the stuff we did not get to during the course of the show today.

I came across a headline that surprised me because it's one you don't hear very often.

It goes a little something like this.

Florida man walks into Publix leaves $1 million richer.

Nice.

You never hear a Florida man headline that goes that way.

It's never that way.

Like Florida man headlines are always much funnier than that.

Like it would usually be like Florida man walks into Publix leaves after throwing pet

alligator at cashier.

You know, like that's a Florida man headline.

Or Florida Man walks into Publix leaves after trying to rob wearing a see-through bag on his

head.

Or Florida Man walks into public shirtless but leaves with a shirt made of broccoli.

You know, those kind of things.

So back to the real headline.

Florida man walks into public's leaves $1 million richer after buying a scratch-off.

So he played a $50 scratch-off and won a million dollars.

Betty Rock, have you ever done Scratcher tickets?

No.

No, really, Gavin?

No?

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