Welcome to The Wally Show, Aftercast, all the stuff we did not get to during the course of the show today.

I'm trying to keep it a little low key for Betty Lou, who has a headache.

She's like, y'all, I just took two Tylenol in case something happens to me.

I just need you to know so you can tell the authorities.

I know, but it's so funny.

I think this is a difference in women and men, because my wife does the exact same thing.

If she takes anything other than melatonin before she goes to bed at night, she'll be like, okay,

I took two Tylenol PMs, I took an allergy medicine, my melatonin, and I might have done a little meth.

And so, you know, like, so she tells me everything.

And then, and the whole idea is that if something bad happens to her, I then can tell people

what she took and said then we know.

Yeah, the EMTs need to know.

Which at first I was like, man, this is a lot of things to remember, you know, and it's a lot of pressure on me to wake up from a dead sleep to her. It's a lot of pressure. Yeah, it's a lot of pressure on me. But then it also is, is it a good alibi or does it make me look super guilty? if I know everything she took and I'm just rattling it off, you watch enough crime shows,

Betty Rock, how would you read that?

Would that be husband cares?

He knows what's going on with his wife or he knows too much?

I would look and see when he cries.

Are there really tears on his face?

What if, hypothetically speaking, I have a criminal record?

I am on a steroid right now for my tooth, and it's dried up my tear ducts.

So what if I'm trying to weep vigorously and I have no tears coming out.

Would you take that into consideration?

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