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Wally Show Podcast

Aftercast: Have Fun with Your Bidets: July 22, 2025

Wally Show Podcast

Hope Media Group

Personal Journals, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Wally’s energy drink, he also risked his life, WNBA salaries, tech that will be ridiculous in 50 years, and birthdays.

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0:00.0

Welcome to The Wally Show Aftercast, all the things we didn't get to during the course of the show today.

0:05.0

There is this bug that is driving me nuts.

0:09.0

I can't, it's like a little gnat and it keeps, it's been flying around in the studio for like the last 40 minutes.

0:15.0

And then it gets over my face.

0:17.0

I feel like Pigpen from Charlie Brown, like it's just following me.

0:21.1

Like I stink or something. Well. And now I can't see. And now I can't see. It just flew by my face again. Do you guys see it? No. I've seen it over here at one point. Like it was pestering us, which I don't think Betty noticed. I want to end this thing, man. Like it is driving me nuts. That kind of stuff drives me nuts.

0:17.8

And I thought I need is that.

0:19.4

I wouldn't be surprised if it is driving me nuts. That kind of stuff drives me nuts.

0:39.2

And I thought the last thing I need is that. I wouldn't be surprised if it's all imaginative and it's all based off of your drink, your energy drink. Maybe, yeah, I could be like. Oh, no, there it is. Sorry. It was right there in front of my face. I wish potty's I could give to you an example of what it's like sitting in a room with Wally for five hours on an energy drink. It is glorious in a word. Singing songs randomly. And he's had one every day since I got him into these. And they're so good. And hitting the counter just... I love it. I feel so good.

1:11.1

I feel alive.

1:11.8

I feel happy.

1:12.9

I think it's a little bit about...

1:13.8

You should talk to your doctor about it. No, no. I'm high on life. I'm high on the energy drink. Everything's fine. And you guys should enjoy that because at least I'm happy. So let's see. It's our fault. Murder that bug. I know well you two both of you now are responsible you for my Duncan drink yeah and Gavin for my

1:12.5

energy drink I mean maybe you now are responsible. You for my Dunkin drink.

1:26.7

Yeah. And Gavin for my energy drink. I mean, maybe you guys are trying to kill me slowly. I don't know. But here's helping. I'm going to die happy with a smile. I love how Betty wants to off me and Gavin's like, I still kind of need you in my life here. Yeah. I'll figure it out. We all got to go at some point.

2:01.2

Speaking to that, I almost ended my life yesterday. Okay. Not personally. Not by my own hand. Well, by my own ignorance. So I'm going out to Mo. My wife goes, hey, there's an alert that says storms are going to be here in four minutes.

1:57.1

So I wait like four minutes, three and a half. Oh, it was tough yesterday. To see what the weather's going to do. And I'm like, I think I got a window because it's kind of in a horseshoe around me. And so I'm like, I need to get this done today. See, okay, once again, you hear what you just said. I need to get this done today. I know.

1:58.9

It's ADHD.

1:59.9

Okay.

2:18.3

And you think you're the expert. You hear what you just said. I need to get this done today. I know. I know. It's ADHD.

2:18.9

Yeah.

2:19.3

Okay.

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