You're listening to After Action Report at Savage.com.

After Action Report, where my listeners, Savage Lovecast, listeners, Savage Lovecast

listeners confide in me, the host of the Savage Lovecast, about a new sexual adventure that they went on.

And you, too, they're confiding in you too. They know we're recording. This week, if you dare, enter the twilight world of the

middle-aged Midwestern dad. What do those guys get up to on their lunch hour? We're about to find out.

Joining me for this after-action report, August. August, how are you? I'm great. How are you,

Dan? Really good. Thank you for being here. Before we get to the new thing that you tried,

tell us a little bit about who you are. I am a middle-aged dad type living in the Midwest.

So many middle-aged dad types living in the Midwest. What would we do without middle-aged dad types living in the Midwest?

Every interesting person on the coast is the product of a middle-aged dad type living in the Midwest.

So middle-aged dad type August living in the Midwest, what is it that you tried?

What was the new thing you did?

I went for a happy ending massage.

Oh my gosh. Where?

Um, a spa near my helm. Okay. And whose idea was this? And was it, are you partnered? Was it okay with your partner for you to visit a rub and tug massage place? Yeah. It was something I was looking online and led to some places where sex workers advertise,

and I saw some ads for some massage places around me that claimed to offer the service.

And I talked about it with my partner.

We've been doing the monogamish thing for a long time.

So having contact with another person is sort of old hat to us, something we've been doing for a while.

And so this was just an opportunity to involve a sex worker.

And why?

What was it about it that appealed to you?

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