After 8 Years Of Dating Apps, This Bert Show Member Is DONE!

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🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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You’re cordially invited to the funeral of Abby’s dating apps! After 8 years on bumble, tinder, and hinge...she's finally laying them to rest. Click here for her eulogy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So if Abby here was dabbling in the idea of giving up her dating apps, there was a video
0:07.6	going viral over the weekend that probably pushed her right over the edge.
0:12.4	And I'm not sure the name of the podcast.
0:14.3	This was from Dina.
0:15.3	Yeah.
0:16.3	Actually, I forgot to pull it up because somebody sent it to me and literally I had already
0:20.7	been like thinking about how I wanted to delete all my dating apps.
0:25.7	And I watched this and I was like, my gosh, this is perfect timing because it confirmed
0:29.9	that I'm just over it.
0:31.3	And I think I'm just going to join a convent and move on with life.
0:35.3	So while Tommy's playing the clip, I'm going to pull it up so I can make sure I credit
0:39.4	it.
0:40.4	But I think it's the picky boys.
0:41.4	The picky boys podcast.
0:43.5	This story made me want to lock my doors and never leave my apartment again.
0:49.5	My friend was telling me a story about her sister and a tender guy.
0:52.6	We can strap in, bro.
0:54.2	Okay.
0:55.2	So this person matched with someone on Tinder, yada, yada, they were going through the
0:57.7	motions and the guy said, oh, I have nowhere to stay.
1:00.8	Can I just stay by you?
1:02.2	She says yes.
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