I'm doing my new pack impression. This is gonna be pack next week when he comes out on TV

He's gonna be like AJ Styles on raw this week. He's gonna be bumping into shit

Poor pack doesn't know what's going on

But I do because this is your AW rampage review for Friday December 3rd, 2021

I am the solomus or I can very much see I can see all of you through that little lens right there and you can see me

Pack unfortunately is now blind in both eyes

Malachy Black tried to dig his eyeball out tonight. I have to say I appreciate the commitment to consistency

Consistency continuity is very important to Malachy Black who's continuing a storyline that began in WWE

I blame Seth Rollins. This is all his fucking fault

All this eye shit

Everything that happened to poor Alistair Black last year on raw is now carried over here into AEW where he's now going after people's eyeballs

At least we didn't have a an eyeball being popped out like a gumball like we did remember last year

Extreme rules of the horror show thankfully we didn't get that tonight

But I do believe that we're probably gonna end up with some kind of an eye for an ideal going on here

Maybe a WrestleMania 7 S blindfold match coming up soon with Malachy and pack who knows

Another rampage in the books. You know the thing about rampage

It is a very unimportant show

That's the thing about rampage. It's settled into and I knew it would

I mean I think a lot of us knew that this is where the show would settle where it's an easy watch in an hour

But when it's over you don't feel like you missed anything if you didn't watch and

When rampage was first conceived of they kind of described it as going to be like the third hour of dynamite

You know, we're gonna put big names on there and they've stuck to that commitment

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