Now, a few years ago, there was a movie that came out on Netflix called Army of the Dead.

You may have heard of it, Dave Batista was in the movie, and WWE did a promotion with

them.

Netflix actually sponsored a match if you remember WrestleMania Backlash was the pay-per-view

two years ago.

And on that show, Damien Priest and the Miz had a lumberjack match, and the lumberjacks

in that match were zombies, because again, it was tied in with the movie, the movie

had zombies in it.

So we had zombies all over the ringside area.

And if you remember how that match ended, it ended with the Miz and John Morrison being

eaten by zombies.

I wished when that match was over that I had been eaten, but it was the Miz and Morrison

who got eaten by zombies.

It was pure garbage, absolutely terrible.

But at least WWE got a great payday out of it, or at least I hope they did.

I didn't see any of that payday money, so I don't give a fuck.

But hey, I'm sure they got paid nicely for it, right?

Supposedly, they got a million dollars.

Earlier this year for the Mountain Dew pitch black match that we got at the Royal Rumble.

So you occasionally see these sponsored matches.

Tonight, I hope Tony Kong got paid very well.

By the people responsible for this Texas Chainsaw Massacre game, for those who don't know,

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