Adventure 3: HYST3RIA 51: RETURN OF THE WRATH OF THE INFINITE END GAME | 308
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Remember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? Or that time we went to the Hollow Earth and stole a bunch of crap while also ending up in a ZORK world? Well, all good stories come to an end and that end is this week. Just who is pulling the strings? Will we sell that crap we stole? Why is British announcer guy so British??? All that and the return of Goforth (and Pecker) this week in Adventure 3!
Written by Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand ProductionsProduced by Michael Paul GonzalezStarring:Brent Hand – HimselfJohn Goforth – HimselfLisa Hand - Herself Joe Peck - HimselfConspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, HimselfKyle – Annoyingly HimselfAleksandra Bieńkowska – DeckerTim Longhurst – British Announcer GuyDavid Flora - Various legally-distinct and permissible under parody laws space-themed pop culture characters who shall not be namedCebastian Tekin - Imperial Space SoldierKevin Crispin - HimselfDr. Sarah Penn - Child VoicesMichael Paul Gonzalez - Himself
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, this is Kevin from The Sad Times Podcast. |
| 0:09.8 | On Sad Times each week, we invite guests on to tell stories about some of the most difficult |
| 0:14.3 | times in their lives. |
| 0:16.2 | Our goal is not to solve, diagnose, or fix the difficulties, but to have real, sometimes |
| 0:21.2 | humorous, as much as possible, conversations about the sad times we all share. |
| 0:26.8 | We'll not always discuss these times remain universal, and we hope in here in the stories |
| 0:31.9 | of others you find yourself feeling a little less alone. |
| 0:34.6 | Please come join the conversation at sadtimespodcast.com or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:40.7 | That's Sad Times Podcast, a subsidiary of Omni Sad, brought to you by the Human |
| 1:16.6 | Tough on the convention circuit. |
| 1:17.6 | Kind of weird that we've had all of this stuff for months and barely mentioned it on the |
| 1:21.4 | show. |
| 1:22.4 | For your own protection. |
| 1:23.4 | I don't need protection. |
| 1:24.4 | I. |
| 1:25.4 | M. |
| 1:26.4 | Protection. |
| 1:27.4 | What does that even mean? |
| 1:29.2 | We have enough hardware here to easily take over the world, and you meet Sacks are only |
| 1:33.2 | worried about conventions and money and strippers and drugs and strippers and booze. |
| 1:37.1 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, we didn't say any of that stuff. |
| 1:40.2 | Think bigger. |
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