Hey there, this is Kevin from The Sad Times Podcast.

On Sad Times each week, we invite guests on to tell stories about some of the most difficult

times in their lives.

Our goal is not to solve, diagnose, or fix the difficulties, but to have real, sometimes

humorous, as much as possible, conversations about the sad times we all share.

We'll not always discuss these times remain universal, and we hope in here in the stories

of others, you find yourself feeling a little less alone.

Please come join the conversation at sadtimespodcast.com or wherever you get your podcast.

That's Sad Times Podcast, a subsidiary of Omni Sad, brought to you by the human condition.

They say I'm disturbed, from city to setting an incredible hysterical panic spread.

I think we're getting into a weird area here.

And now for something completely different.

This is fantastic, sunny skies, a light breeze, no meat sacks.

Seabod, hey, get back in the house.

I'm doing science.

I told you that you could come upstairs to help with sandwiches.

You got to play with knives, isn't that enough?

Is anybody bleeding?

No.

Then it wasn't enough.

Are you flying a kite?

You know, it's supposed to be outside, but I promised the neighbors after that incident

...