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I mean, tis the season.

We're in the holidays.

Oh, we are fully in the holidays.

Here we go.

We got some debates, topical debates, which actually

is funny because of what leads into what kind of was happening, because I'm a room mom, the first

and only time. You're a room mom? The first and only time I will ever be a room mom. I am so proud of you. I have declined room on two years in a row. Well, I've declined it kindergarten for second, third. So this was, you know, obviously Julie's in fourth grade. And so she's like, mom, will you please be a room mom? And I was just like, sure, I'll email and put my name in the hat. And then when I got

picked, I was like, oh my goodness. Luckily, there's two moms to the room and bless my sweet

room mom, uh, counterpart. Yes, because she, I would be like totally failing. I'm about,'m about I'd give myself a D. Okay but would

others give you a D because we're kind of hard on ourselves. I will say though I will say this I did

crush the elf ornament making in the classroom like I was a hot glue gun just I had those kids

on the line I'm like glue like here can pass me these things just, I had those kids on the line. I'm like, glue, like,

give here, handpads me these things. I mean, I had those. Even the teacher was like, wow, we finished earlier than any other groups. And I'm like, pow, pal with my little gun. Well, like, hot glue gun thing at school, which I should have taken home to use for the gingerbread houses, but I didn't.

So that was, so I did good there.

I think it's the, what kills me is the group me. I cannot. Death by group me. Well, so that's why I say, I said, Michelle, my other room, mom. I said, I can't do the group me. I said, I went on, I downloaded it. I did. And then when I saw like 40 texts, I was like, I'm out.

Like, if it's not our dear Amy chat, no. I can't, or our other girls chat, like, I can't.

Agreed. I can't do it. And you know what? It takes one rogue mom to go, does anybody have a recipe for that homemade

apple sauce? And I'm like, no, Barbara, no, no one does. And this is not the time or the place for that. Yeah. Because then you get 50 more messages. Oh, try this one. I found this one on Pinterest. Like, no, what are we? I need to like be able to scan, get to the point, efficiency. Yeah. So, but this kind of leads into like my next thing. So I, to this heated article. So there,

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