Addressing your assumptions about us

The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Matt & Abby

Society & Culture

4.8 • 16.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Matt & Abby respond to the assumptions people make about their marriage, money, parenting, and life online. From sex, swearing, and social media, nothing is off the table. It’s honest, self-aware, and way more nuanced than the internet thinks. This episode is sponsored by LMNT & Huel. LMNT: Get a free 8-count Sample Pack of LMNT’s most popular drink mix flavors with any purchase at https://drinklmnt.com/unplanned Find your favorite LMNT flavor, or share with a friend. Huel: Grab Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with my code unplanned15 at https://huel.com/unplanned15 New Customers Only. Chapters: 00:00 - Addressing your assumptions about us 04:37 - You guys didn't actually wait for marriage 05:45 - You never cuss on the podcast 07:14 - Matt loves Abby way more than she loves him 08:29 - Y’all have sex every day 08:59 - You guys poop with the door open 09:39 - You guys are mad rich, like billionaires 13:03 - Abby makes Matt get pedicures 13:49 - Sponsor: LMNT 15:25 - Abby reads books and Matt reads Reels 17:06 - Abby always gets what she wants 17:46 - Abby secretly runs marathons 18:24 - Matt is the fun parent and Abby is the disciplinarian 19:30 - Matt has more social bandwidth 20:35 - You guys overthink 22:36 - Matt struggles with comparison 22:58 - Abby has to keep Matt in line 23:52 - Matt would thrive in a normal 9-5 25:27 - You actually hate doing social media 25:47 - You don't always agree with how much you share 27:35 - Matt reads comments way longer than Abby 27:58 - You've changed opinions just to avoid getting backlash 29:04 - Sponsor: Huel 32:14 - Matt thinks Abby could run the entire business 33:07 - Since getting more public backlash you are more cautious 33:53 - Being in the spotlight all the time is overwhelming 34:36 - Being good examples leaves less room to be fully yourselves 37:00 - You have a lot of help 38:46 - You miss life before kids 41:40 - You regret getting married so young 43:24 - Abby gets hit on and it messes with Matt 44:32 - You judge people who choose not to have kids 45:33 - Abby's parents still live with you 46:41 - You guys are superstitious 47:24 - Abby saves money and Matt likes to spend 50:46 - You don't drink alcohol 51:22 - Abby is a great singer 53:09 - You like it when fans say hi 54:31 - You don't like alone time 55:19 - You guys are soul mates from previous lives 55:51 - This podcast is going to end 58:19 - Y’all have sex every day (the return) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:22.5	I was going to say something, but that's too far.
0:24.1	Yeah.
0:24.3	You know what I was going to say something, but that's too far. Yeah. Okay. You know what I'm thinking of. In the bedroom. Oh my gosh. Gosh. You guys didn't actually wait for marriage. Do you want to answer that or me? Do you answer? Okay, great. Well, actually don't answer it. Oh gosh. We're gonna say you guys are soulmates from previous lives. I just don't believe in soulmates honestly
0:39.7	Wow, you said that so fast. Y'all have sex every day. We're getting into it. I don't want my parents to listen to this. What's up, dude? And welcome back to the Upland podcast. I like this filming in the morning. I feel like a little bit more alive. The afternoon, I'm like,
0:56.4	yeah. Our kids are with grandma so we can have some alone time to ourselves. With all of you
1:01.3	watching us. No, this is fun to do. Anyway, we're having a great time, guys. We were a little
1:08.0	disappointed. We looked at our analytics and apparently 63.8% of you aren't subscribed that are watching the videos so that hurt my feelings i'm not gonna lie i was a little hurt by that maybe they just don't have a youtube account no they have a youtube account everybody has a youtube no for a while i had favorite YouTubers and i was like man i just wish i could help them out but i don't have an. You can't subscribe if you don't have an account. Didn't you think that it cost to subscribe?
1:29.8	I did a long time ago.
1:31.2	But guess what? Good news, guys, it's free. So I would just encourage you to quickly make an account, subscribe to us, share it, give it a star. If you don't like it, you shouldn't share it. Why would you share a podcast if you don't like it?
1:41.3	No, if they don't like it, they're probably not here.
1:42.8	Let's hope.
1:43.3	I mean, gosh, don't torture yourself like that.
1:44.4	If you're watching us because you don't like us, that is some commitment.
1:46.7	I wanted to bring up our fight last night. would you share a podcast if you don't like it? No, if they don't like it, they're probably not here. Let's hope. I mean, gosh, don't torture yourself like that. If you're watching us because you don't
1:45.5	like us, that is some commitment. I wanted to bring up our fight last night.
1:48.4	Oh my gosh. Okay. What's happening? Speaking of a couple goals. Abby, I'll be honest. I don't remember what the fight was about. I would only bring it up if it wasn't like a huge deal, but we resolved it.
1:58.5	Walk me through what happened.
1:59.6	I don't remember.
2:00.5	I don't remember.
2:01.0	Okay, well, I was really locked in on Beast Games, episode five. a huge deal but we resolved it walk me through what happened i remember i don't remember okay well i was
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