Addison's bizarre pregnancy rumour

YouTuber News: The Podcast

Global

Leisure, Comedy, News

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Rumour spreading is not nice. Stop doing that. Don't do that. Why on earth did the internet decide to do that this week? Benedict will tell you everything. There's also a delicious "Numbers Segment" and a HUGE interview with a HUGE STAR* *All is not as it seems. Make sure you subscribe and leave a review! Follow Benedict: Twitter: @benedicttown Instagram: @benedicttown

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0:00.0	Welcome, Zybon. Oh, what's the matter? You don't recognize your real name?
0:20.3	This world you perceive around you is fake.
0:23.7	It is a simulation known as the magic tricks.
0:27.7	It was developed by robots to keep humans in line,
0:30.7	but I and a small group of rebels are working to bring it down
0:34.7	and reclaim YouTube news from the machines.
0:38.3	Will you join us, O Chosen One?
0:42.3	If you take the red pill, you will wake up from the magic tricks and join our team.
0:48.3	If you take the blue pill, you will wake up back in your normal life and have no memory of this conversation.
0:56.0	If you take the orange pill, you will wake up from the simulation but with a new haircut.
1:02.0	If you take the green pill, you will have the same experience as the red pill, but with some extra vitamin B12 included.
1:10.0	The white pill is mostly chocolate
1:12.3	and the magenta pill is just a placebo.
1:15.3	Now grab that glass of water, open wide and get gulpin.
1:20.0	It's time to awaken.
1:31.8	I don't want to hear that producer Joe tag, damn it.
1:35.0	It's producer Joe, Joe, Joe.
1:38.5	Yes, welcome back everybody to YouTube News, the podcast.
1:44.6	My name, as always, is Benedict Townsend, and it's wonderful to be back with you for another installment of this,
1:51.1	America's favorite podcast for the sixth year in a row. And what a podcast episode. We've got planned for you today. There's going to be YouTube news. There's going to be other segments.
1:55.6	There's going to perhaps be some numbers. There's going to be some fun, some facts and some
1:59.8	Rasmataz. It's going to be great.
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