Adding this eplicitly Asian-American muppet actually transforms Ernie. It makes him caucasian.
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
This week we cover CPAC president Matt Schlapp's war against the woke-ification of Sesame Street by including an asian puppet, and one facebook commenter imagines what it would be like if there were a white puppet.
Also: scary times at the UK Aldi, as a mum is driven starkers by a mad cashier who refused to slow down.
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned guys. We'll show |
| 0:22.5 | exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the world. Just going to get this. |
| 0:30.5 | Follow their environmental stuff. Stay tuned. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm Alexander Redward. I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:37.8 | And we are Minion Death Cult. |
| 0:40.1 | The world is ending. |
| 0:42.0 | Disrespectfully quick, checkout cashiers are responsible. |
| 0:47.2 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:48.9 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:50.2 | We're back. |
| 0:51.0 | We're back, baby. |
| 0:52.9 | I was on vacation, so we went to uh premium only episodes uh for the last |
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| 1:14.0 | $3 a month gets you access to those weekly bonus episodes right in your podcast app. |
| 1:21.6 | You get access to every single bonus episode we've ever done instantly. |
| 1:25.9 | And moving forward, a bonus episode every week |
| 1:28.2 | including when uh tony and i are having uh too much fun hanging out to be uh to be troubled to record a |
| 1:36.0 | free episode hang out in real life uh very very rare and also might i say that the patrons have been pretty fucking good. These last two |
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