TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO CLUE: I watched my neighbor's 6'+ tall football player son come in from a hot day and drain a gallon jug of milk in one go (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert

Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Biden charging us so much for that moo juice??

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0:00.0	Again, if you're like, you know, a suburban culture warrior, you know, on behalf of like real
0:06.6	American music or whatever, and you see a black guy with like, you know, doing like an auto-tuned
0:11.7	voice over a, over a beat or whatever while somebody gets carried out of the audience, you're just
0:18.0	like, of course this happened.
0:21.2	Look at this.
0:22.1	Yeah.
0:22.3	Look at how satanic this is.
0:24.6	And it's just like, he's like literally doing the robot.
0:28.6	Yeah.
0:29.3	And you're like,
0:29.9	and you're like,
0:30.6	and you're like,
0:31.8	that's what they're claiming.
0:33.6	And you're like,
0:34.9	you're like watching a 25 year old,, rap singer do the robot and being like,
0:40.3	this is the most evil thing I've ever seen in my life.
0:43.9	Yeah, this is pure Satan.
0:45.1	That's the only explanation here.
0:47.1	Like, I'm, like, me watching a B-boy do the worm on the sidewalk and being like, oh my God.
0:55.8	How is he doing?
0:57.7	How are we allowing this to happen?
1:00.1	That's not how your feet's supposed to use your feet.
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