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Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Is Staples gay? Is Darren Criss gay? Is the quest to be good a fruitless endeavor that will lead to general emptiness forever? The boys talk first impressions, first days of school, and their relationship to god in this week's totally normal episode of Good Children.

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0:00.0

Hey guys and welcome back to a brand new episode of Good Children. Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for more episodes.

0:08.0

It is $7 a month. You are getting one episode extra per week dropping every Friday.

0:16.0

And on Patreon you're getting, I feel like the real,

0:19.2

like the tea about what's going on in our lives.

0:21.8

Most of my dates. You would sit down to dinner on in our lives. Most of my dates.

0:23.0

You would sit down to dinner on a first date with someone?

0:25.8

Yes, Joe.

0:27.2

Why?

0:27.8

I don't know.

0:30.1

Because I'm hungry?

0:31.3

The drama, the dating, the romance, the sex, the sadness, the depression, the side effects of our life-crushing fame.

0:40.5

Yes. Everything and anything that we feel deserves to be behind a paywall.

0:46.0

Yeah well that's exactly it and let me tell you something.

0:49.0

Our current patrons, thank you for subscribing. You really do see it all, you see every mental state.

0:55.8

And you see...

0:56.8

And you see...

0:57.8

And you see...

0:58.8

And you see...

0:59.8

And do with that what you will.

1:05.0

Though you look like you belong.

1:07.0

Never mind.

1:09.0

Where I was going to say with the hat you the hat is giving me like you belong on the Jersey Shore at

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