Last week on Thomas reads the Bible, Pilot still doesn't find any fault in Jesus, but the chief priests convince him to go all Mel Gibson with a squaging, a crown of thorns, and a crucifixion, and he gives up the ghost. His body is then stabbed, taken down, and laid away in a sepulcher. Later, Mary Magdalene visits and finds the sepulcher stone rolled away, and Jesus' body gone. He comes back as a gardener, then he visits his disciples a couple of times, lets them play with his crucifixion holes, then does a whole lot of other cool stuff that apparently didn't make the final cut. His disciples decide to go fishing, but the fish aren't biting until Jesus shows up for a third time. They have another last supper where he tells his disciples to feed his sheep and lambs and some other confusing

stuff with one verily, verily, one yawn, but 11 sepulkers. All right, well, as of my recording

this, I don't know if you just heard an intro or not, because I don't have any word from either of my introers.

So we'll see. If I get word before I need to publish, I will post it in there. But I need to record now because I, that's how my schedule works. I got to do what I got to do. I can't wait.

Can't be on someone else's time.

I mean, it's got a hundred podcasts. All right. So Thomas in the Bible, I am one of the

forementioned things. And let's see, you know, this is episode 226. You know, there's only going to be 260 of these.

So we are closing in.

20, 40, 34.

34 more episodes.

And so we're starting a new book.

We finished John, was it?

I already forget. See, I have a problem

where I can't keep those names straight because they're all the same to me. Like John, Luke,

John, Paul, Ringo, and George. No, John, Luke, Mark, and, well, Matthew's a little different, but like, you know what I mean?

They're all so similar that I, they're just these little four-letter names. And then we have

acts, which it turns out in my research was actually a part of Luke. So the, the, it's actually

considered Luke Acts as one book. And for some some reason they're split up. I think they

maybe they didn't know they were written by the same guy back then or something. There's all,

the story of how the Bible actually became the Bible is ridiculous, of course. Like, it's just all,

I mean, there's some amount of logic to it somewhere, but it's, who knows? I mean,

there's a bunch of books they could have counted and they didn't. I've been listening to some

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