ACTIVE BEER: Bikes, peeing kids, murder hornet, washed legends
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Very good episode. We're all-in on murder hornet vids. Kids are peeing their pants. Seinfeld's new standup special is boomerific. We watched the Sonic movie
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| 0:00.0 | the perverse prank's name before a revolting trickling sound can be heard in the |
| 0:10.0 | all right so this basically just like describes what peeing your pants |
| 0:12.7 | brach hit it boys shout out to Pete. I was like, okay, we're, we only got 40 minutes on this session. |
| 0:34.5 | If we want to be able to squeeze in an episode, you got to get going. So no pleasantries, as my dad, Mike Fahliger says, let's just get right into it. And you |
| 0:42.5 | were like, bet you didn't press record. Guess what I hadn't done. You got to give me a little bit |
| 0:46.6 | more credit than that. I said, please press a record button. That was very kind, very, very |
| 0:51.5 | forgiving for your errors last week. But honestly, your errors last week, I appreciate them because we got a much better episode. I don't want to go through that again. Again, we set it on it last week. We had something happen. That was the best thing in the world. I prefer not to do that every week, though. Thank you. I got a bike the other day. Oh, no way. |
| 1:11.3 | I've been thinking about getting a bike, man. |
| 1:13.0 | So I didn't get a bike, but I'm thinking about getting a bike and I want to try out |
| 1:18.5 | telling people that I have a bike to see how they react. |
| 1:23.3 | Very positive reaction on my end. |
| 1:25.5 | But if you get a bike, I might have to rethink my approach. |
| 1:27.7 | If you get a bike, I might get some rollerblades. No. So I thought at the very beginning of this about |
| 1:34.0 | getting roller blades. And then I was like, it's going to be a pain in the neck because I'm going to have to |
| 1:38.1 | get the same brand that I have of skates because I can't take the chances of guessing on the roller blades because they're |
| 1:47.6 | going to get here in five years and then if they're the wrong size. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, |
| 1:52.1 | I think my skates are, my skates are the bowers or Nike's. So I'm like, I'm going to have to get |
| 1:56.1 | one of those two and I don't like being locked in and there's just a lot of pressure. |
| 1:59.9 | And they're probably like $900. Right. Just a lot of different things that go with it. But I liked the idea of getting |
| 2:09.0 | rollerblades. I also, I like the idea of getting bikes. I don't think this is one that we should |
| 2:14.0 | be hesitant to do the same thing. So like there's a yen and a yang to our thing, but I think a lot of what we do is that we agree with each other, and that, like, if one of us says something, there's not much thought into like, fuck that. There's like a, okay, well, now this is part of my life. So if we both got bikes, A, we could see each other. We could go for bike |
| 2:35.3 | rides together. That's true. What, what, I was going to, ah, damn it. I was going to say, |
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