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🗓️ 12 January 2021
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
0:06.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
0:10.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:14.0 | God bless you. |
0:18.0 | To enjoy to come into your homes and if you're ever in the Houston area, please stop by. |
0:24.0 | Be a part of one of our services. I promise you it will make you feel right at home. |
0:28.0 | But thank you so much for tuning in today. Thank you again for coming out. |
0:32.0 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this middle-aged lady. |
0:36.0 | She's a great woman. She's a great woman. She's a great woman. |
0:38.0 | She's a great woman. She's a great woman. She's a great woman. |
0:40.0 | She's a great woman. She's a great woman. She's a great woman. |
0:44.0 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this middle-aged woman. |
0:46.0 | She had a heart attack on the operating table. She asked God if this was it. |
0:50.0 | God said, no, you have 40 more years. Upon recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, tummy tuck, |
1:00.0 | liposuction, and extreme makeover. Two months later, as she was leaving the hospital, |
1:06.0 | she took her car and killed. She got to heaven and said, God, I thought you said I had 40 more years. |
1:12.0 | God said, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. |
1:14.0 | Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. |
1:18.0 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
1:24.0 | I can do what it says I can do. Today, I will be taught the Word of God. |
1:28.0 | I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
1:32.0 | I will never be the same in Jesus name. God bless you. |
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