ACS: Rob Schneider
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2010
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Adam welcomes Gina Grad back to the show to help us with the news throughout the week. She opens with a story about Donny Bonaduce getting married, and Adam goes on a jag about older guys obsessed with skull jewelry. Gina also brings up Kathy Griffin's less than stellar set at the VH1 Divas Salute the troops, the recent Facebook trend to change your photo to a cartoon, and Chelsea Handler cussing out Angelina Jolie.
Before Larry Miller comes on, Adam plays a Dick Bank's song based on his theories to slow the African population down. Larry then talks with Adam and Gina about most guys enjoying a woman with curves, and tries his luck at another round of Hypothetical Questions.
Rob Schneider just flew in from Boston, and has a long list of complaints about the airport security... he's in good company. He and Adam rant about the various safety issues in the airport, and Rob talks about constitutional violations and the end of the middle class. Adam also talks to Rob about becoming a 'citizen of the planet,' and wonder when he became more like Sting.
Rob also talks about his relationship with his parents, and his early days doing standup comedy as a teenage. He also talks about his stint on Saturday Night Live, and working with legendary actor Christopher Walken. He and Adam agree on the brilliance of Norm MacDonald, and the whole group listens to a segment of Adam's audiobook. In the final moments of the show, Adam and Rob debate the Drug and Gun wars.
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| 1:01.1 | Adam's guest today, Rob Schneider. |
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| 1:06.1 | Gina Grad is back for news, and Larry Miller is back to lose at the hypothetical road trip game. |
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