ACS: Jeffrey Ross

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2010

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens the show with a thank you to his fans and a round of What Can't Adam Complain About. Topics range from fake tits to urinal dividers.

Comedian/Roastmaster Jeff Ross then comes out to help with the news. Isaac Hayes chimes in with some thoughts on the most recent Comedy Central Roast, and Adam talks about his interview with Isaac just before he died. Jeff talks a bit more about the roast and writing his own material, and even tells a few racially charged jokes that never made it to air. Adam makes fun of David Hasselhoff's hair, and asks the ladies in the audience why men have to shave everything now.

In the news, Larry King may be leaving CNN, but he's working with Ryan Seacrest to relaunch his radio career. Adam says that Seacrest doesn't play an instrument so he shouldn't get as much play as he does. Speaking of ladies men, Jeff talks about going to a John Mayer concert, and having John say he was going back to Jeff's place to get high after the show. They talk a bit about medical marijuana, and Adam tells the story of getting high at the Sex and the City 2 premiere and getting stopped by the TMZ paparazzi.

Also in the new, nearly 90,000 prison inmates were reportedly sexually abused last year-often by the guards themselves. Adam offers commentary on the commitment of 'cornholing' and was surprised to hear that many of the guards were females. The gang also talks about Jewish kids being sent to summer camp, and Attorneys General trying to discontinue the Craig's List adult services section.

After an animated segment of Adam and Bryan Cranston pitching a film called 'Gay-Eye,' everyone plays a round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia. Once a winner is named, Donny helps bring up a bunch of old photos of Early Adam (sorry kiddies, you'll have to see him live if you want to see the pics!) Adam goes into more detail about the 'never ending love affair' between his parents, and rants at his family for always looking bored when taking pictures. Wrapping up the show, Adam talks about his Catholic Little Brother Nate, and his fat pasty Russian friend named Tim.

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0:59.0	Adam, live at the El Portel.
1:05.3	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
1:17.5	From the improv in Hollywood, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.
1:23.4	Adam's guest today, the roastmaster general, Jeffrey Ross.
1:28.2	Plus, Teresa Strasser and Bald Brian play a round of totally topical TiVo trivia time today.
1:37.9	And you help out with a round of what can't Adam complain about.
1:42.7	And now, the reigning champion of the TiVo game, Adam Carolla!
1:50.9	Yeah. Yeah
2:05.8	Get it on
2:08.2	I'm gonna get rid of this empty one
2:09.8	So I don't keep reaching for it
2:11.5	That's horrible
2:14.3	No beer's better than that hummingbird's beak worth of fucking nothing.
2:19.2	Hey, Brian, I know you've got a brain tumor, but that's no excuse for stepping on my cord.
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