ACS: Mike Schmidt

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2011

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

At the top of the show, Adam reflects on a ridiculous new LAPD bumper sticker he saw while meeting with his writing partner Kevin Hench. Larry Miller is also in studio, and shares his hatred for lame bumper stickers. Both guys agree the cops should stop writing us chicken shit tickets so we can focus on their other apparently important causes like senior abuse and human trafficking.

Moving into the news, Alison talks about Pippa Middleton's $5 million offer to appear in a porno. Larry can't help but drool over Kim Kardashian instead. They also discuss the new time change in Samoa, and a woman who woke up from oral surgery with an Irish accent. Before Larry heads out, Adam rants about people who complain about rising stamp prices, and the group plays a round of Made Up Movie.

Comedian Mike Schmidt comes in studio next, and Adam explains that he thought he was interviewing the baseball player. The guys then discuss the fact that Mike used to weigh 500 pounds, and what the process was like getting gastric bypass surgery. Mike speaks openly about 'eating like a crazy person,' and some of the humiliating experiences he's had as he struggles with his weight. The show wraps with Mike helping to settle a very important argument about what to put on your Philly Cheesesteak and Adam pitches names for a new Big and Tall store.

Check out www.MikeSchmidtComedy.com, and download Mike's podcast, The 40 Year Old Boy, now on iTunes.

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