ACS: Marc Maron

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2011

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens the show with some of his Mother's Day complaints. He goes on a rant about car valets, and tells a story about going shopping at the mall with the kids.

Comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes out next, and talks about his last few nights performing at this same venue in Irvine. The guys also complain about aggravating hecklers in the audience, and dudes who clearly don't know or care who you are. Marc also tells a story from a weird on-stage situation he had in Australia.

At the top of the news, Alison mentions some exciting staff news about an upcoming pregnancy. Adam also talks about his daughter being upset over her name, and hears about the latest military research into Attack Crows. The guys also talk more about Osama Bin Laden, and go through the least stressful jobs.

Amongst the list of laid-back jobs is dental hygienist, so the guys discuss some of their more particularly vivid dental horror stories. Adam complains about Q-tips, and the show wraps with a new segment from Alison's fake pregnancy memoir.

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