ACS: Lisa Lampanelli

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2011

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Since there wasn't time for news in yesterday's show, today Adam has Alison get right to it. Adam comments on the third day of airstrikes on Libya, and offers his thoughts on our involvement in the Middle East. He also explains how the internet is a double edged sword that forces us to get involved, but will ultimately help spread the truth to the oppressed. Also in the news is the sad death of Knut the Polar Bear, and a UFC fighter who caught a burglar just before his fight.

Today's guest is Lisa Lampanelli, and the guys have an in-depth conversation about the past few Comedy Central Roasts. Adam talks to her about the new dress rehearsals they do to keep people from repeating jokes, and The Situation's on-stage debacle. She and Adam also relate to having to perform multiple stand-up shows in a single night, and the fear of accidentally telling the same joke twice.

Lisa then talks about her interest in the comedians who make money telling 'clean' jokes, while still not being religious. The group also discusses whether or not people actually get offended at the roasts, and Lisa explains how she keeps from getting her feelings hurt. The show then wraps up with the next two brackets in the Tournament of Rosen.

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2:00.6	Adam's guest today, the Queen of Mean,
2:03.1	Lisa Lampinelli. Plus, two other people who love black men, Teresa, and Bald Brian. We'll also take
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