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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Chris Hardwick

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2011

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Adam thanks the Cleveland and Chicago fans for coming out and sticking around after his shows this weekend. He also rants about deep-dish pizzas and slow cab drivers. Alison then tells a story from her housesitting weekend, and the guys try to establish rules for tardiness and arriving early.



Adam talks about an email he received from an old show runner who bumped into Marty Kroft recently. Adam then rants about all the old crappy TV shows he was forced to watch, and the brain-dead execs who keep adapting the projects into films. The guys also begin Boyfriend Bracket Madness with the Tournament of Rosen.



Tonight's first guest is Nerdist podcast host Chris Hardwick. Like Adam, Chris is just returning from Chicago, only his flights were delayed. Adam talks to him about the beauty of podcasting, and how it's a matching of old and new technology. The guys also talk about the problems with empowering cougars and MILFs, and discuss how MTV entertainment has gotten much racier these days.



As Chris heads out, Dr. Bruce reappears for this week's Healthwatch. Adam complains to Dr. Bruce about the 50 grand he owes him for a laser, and rants about some of the bad financial investments he's made in the past. Dr. Bruce then discusses the realities of radiation poison from Japan. Later, Alison reads a chapter from her pre-pregnancy memoir, and the show wraps with a second bracket from the Tournament of Rosen.





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Transcript

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0:45.8

you're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

1:02.1

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on Ustream, thanks to NewTex TriCaster.

1:11.9

This is the Adam Carolla show.

1:14.4

Adam's guest today, Chris Hardwick, plus Allison Rosen on news, Paul Bryan on sound effects,

1:21.2

and a visit from Dr. Bruce, plus two matchups in the Tournament of Rosen, boyfriend Brackett Madness.

1:30.3

And now, a man who just blew hard in the windy city, Adam Carolla.

1:36.0

Yeah, get it on.

1:37.9

Got to get on. No choice. Better get it on mandate. Get it on.

1:41.7

Good day, Baldwin.

1:43.9

Good drunk. Yeah. I'm drunk. Good day, Baldwin. Drunk.

1:45.1

Yeah. I'm drunk.

1:46.0

Good day, Alison Rosen.

1:47.1

Hello, Adam Carolla.

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