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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Kevin Nealon

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2012

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Nealon chats with Adam and the gang about sandlot football, throwing out a ceremonial first pitch, and the road to Saturday Night Live. Later, the gang takes some fan phone calls, and talk about a Kardashian running for mayor. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:15.2

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

0:21.0

Adam's guest today, Kevin Neelan,

0:23.7

plus Allison Rosen on News,

0:25.7

and Bald Brian on sound effects.

0:28.1

And now, Red Wine Enthusiast, Adam Carolla.

0:33.3

Yeah, get it on.

0:35.8

Got to get it on, no choice, but to get it on mandate. Get it on. Yeah. Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on mandate. Get it on. Good day, Allison Rosen.

0:43.1

Hello, Adam Carolla. Good day, Baldwin. I got two turntables and a Kaiser roll. I was excited about Neeland coming in here.

0:52.4

Yeah. Good, good man.

0:54.7

Good man.

0:55.9

I was doing a little homework with Sunny before I came out here tonight.

1:01.6

And it was a little, it's so, everything is so bad now.

1:05.7

Like everything's just a punchline to what we've turned into.

1:08.4

It was like, oh, 10 things you can do to help the planet Earth. Like everything is, they're indoctrinating these kids into this whole, you know, Earth thing. It's all, it all, it's all kind of, most of the stuff that goes on is just stuff where no one will ever complain about it. Like you go, well, we're going to talk about diversity.

1:27.8

We're going to talk about the planet Earth. And we're going to talk about fairness. We're going to talk about it. And everyone just goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's like, you know, rescuing puppies from the pound. Like, no one could ever put their hand up and go, that's bullshit. Yeah, nonsense. So, just how to, you know. And so the kids, I had to write, you know, he said, well,

1:46.4

one thing we could do is clean up, you know, that, that would help the planet Earth if we, if we,

1:51.1

if we, if we cleaned up. And, um, so I had to spell it for him. And, uh, he was writing it out and,

1:58.2

uh, I had to get the eraser out because I went CLA.

2:03.6

I had to stop and get the eraser out and had, you know, English second language nanny laughing at me from across the way.

2:13.2

C.L.A.

2:14.1

At what point will the kids suppress you in terms of spelling?

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