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From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, Craig Fitzsimmons,

plus Bald Brian on sound effects, and a visit from David Wilde. And now, rant and roll,

Hall of Fame inductee, Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on.

Got to get it on.

No choice but to get it on.

Mandate, get it on.

And good day, David Wilde.

Good day, sir.

Glad to have you on the program.

And good day, Bald Brian.

Wipe your ass after you take a sloppy shit.

Both Allison Rosen not in today. She will be in tomorrow. Do not worry. She's doing fine. Could you have a hologram, you know, sort of. Oh, yeah. That seems to be all the rage.

Yeah. No, no. Better yet. Eat more pussy. That's right. We do. She'll always be here because of

bald brine. I have hemorrhoids. Oh, so many things. Fitzsimmons coming in. David and Wilde and I are going to talk a little music. I got so many complaints. I don't know where to begin. First off, I was running a little bit late because I was at my kids' softball game or soft hardball game, T-ball game.

You have the cushy balls?

Cushy ball.

And tell me what I'm supposed to do with this.

I take a birdie to the butt.

This is where it's all gone wrong.

Sonny has decided that he will be the only player on his 21-man roster not to wear his hat when he goes out in the field. Actually, he wore his hat backwards out on the field. And then... Very Tupac. When he was in the dugout, he wasn't wearing it at all. And all the other team, the opposing team, everyone's wearing their hat. And then his team's all wearing their hat. So to combine, you have about 40 kids wearing their hat correctly.

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