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And dear, dear friend, David keckner is in studio once

again good to see you david hello thanks for having me david i think we're right at the edge of having

to do the you know who david keckner is because i feel like two years ago you definitely had to do the

oh you remember him from the the 40-year-old virgin or an anchorman or whatever.

You had to get it in there.

Right.

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