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And it's time for another one of our wildly popular day and date shows.

So it's September 2nd.

Teresa Strasser's here.

T. Bone? Yeah. We usually jump right into the news, but also a little small talk before the news. Get caught up. Tell us what you're feeling. I feel great. I feel really good. I'm about four weeks away from having the baby. Mm-hmm. And I wouldn't mind if I was a little early. Mm-hmm Yeah. I wouldn't mind. Like to get that over with? Yeah. Do you sleep? You must sleep on your back, but did you sleep on your back? Oh, sleeping is hard. You can't sleep on your back. Oh, you can't? Yeah, because you're, the baby. Yeah, the babies, I'm carrying around right now is about seven pounds. Mm-hmm. And all the fixings, you know, like the placenta and stuff. Sure, stuffing, gravy, jizzards. Yeah. Yeah. That's got away, you know, some, you know, some, else, too. And it'll, it'll suffocate important, you know, heart valves.

On you.

Yeah, so you can't lay on your back, and you certainly can't lay on your stomach.

Well, you could if they made my orifice mattress, and if they made my mattress with a –

I wanted to make a mattress for guys because guys sleep on their belly.

There's two things guys do. They sleep on their belly. Right. And they get a boner. Right. And it's uncomfortable. It's like having a kickstand under you in the middle of the night. And you've got a whiz. So imagine a mattress that just had a hole in it, just, you know, just big enough to take a beer can, and you'd place it in the right place, and you'd sleep on your belly, and your boner dingling would just go right through the hole. Now, this is a good idea unless you have, you know, like a feisty pet. Right, he'll get his head caught in there and die. Or who could go up from underneath and get you.

That's what I'm saying.

Pet goes under the bed.

Oh, what's that dangling? Well, between the mattress and the box spring, sweetie, I appreciate the flattery. You don't think it's going to go past the box? I ain't making it through the first quilt of the top of the mattress, much less the box spring. and then underneath it you just put a bucket

oh so there you are in the middle of the night you got your boner

your own the mattress much less the box brain and then underneath it you just put a bucket oh so there you are

in the middle of the night you got your boner you're on your belly and it's like you got take a whiz

let it fly well how about my mattress with the dick hole in it's a very good idea and I wouldn't mind

one with a giant you know hole for the baby bump. Yeah, belly knockout.

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