ACS: DAG
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2010
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Larry Miller is brought in just as the news begins. He has a quick story about Adam's wife, and Adam talks about hot chicks and body movements. Teresa then discusses the recent VMAs, and both she and Adam criticize Chelsea Handler for a lackluster performance. They watch the sketch she filmed with Lindsay Lohan, and agree that she didn't do a great job either. Larry is largely out of touch with the people involved in the show, but he does get a laugh out of seeing Chelsea's ass slapped so many times. Teresa also mentions Oprah's first episode of her last year, and Adam prepares for non-stop Oprah watch.
David Alan Grier comes in studio, and teases Teresa about not being able to do the show as long as she's in the room. He and Adam talk about DAGs performance in Race, and DAG gives Teresa crap for not seeing it. Adam also recalls hanging out in at a secret bar with DAG after the show, and DAG talks about his dating life. Everyone gets to talking about book blurbs, and Adam conveys a story about his miscommunication with Alec Baldwin. Teresa also talks about getting a blurb from Dr. Drew, but DAG says there is still tension between them.
Larry Miller compliments DAG on one of the 'great comedy snores.' Larry reminisces about the first time he cracked him up in person, and DAG also comments on the Chelsea's performance at the VMAs. DAG defends that she was great, and says that 'nothing breeds contempt like success.' Adam then tells the controversial story of when he went to see Race, and DAG talks about acting on Law and Order. Later, both Adam and DAG talk about their families, and the pleasures of raising a daughter.
In the final segment of the show, Larry Miller plays a round of hypothetical road trips, sponsored by Jeremiah Weed. DAG at first offers to cover his face so as not to distract Larry, but ultimately comes in to try a round for himself.
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| 0:12.7 | I did not know who Jeremiah Weed was. |
| 0:15.6 | I just assumed that was Dawson's Christian name. |
| 0:18.6 | I didn't know they made delightful spirits. |
| 0:22.0 | That's right. |
| 0:23.1 | Beautiful, beautiful booze. |
| 0:25.0 | And I've sampled all of it. |
| 0:26.8 | As a matter of fact, I had some of it today, so I'm a little bit, uh, I'm in a good mood. |
| 0:32.0 | Did you know that Jeremiah Weed was the drink of fighter pilots? |
| 0:36.1 | How's that work, Ace Man? Written into the pilot training |
| 0:40.0 | manual. After every mission, they do a toast to fallen comrades with a shot of Jeremiah |
| 0:46.7 | weed. And this stuff is refreshing. I know, it just sounds like I'm doing a commercial, but I just |
| 0:53.0 | sampled everything they had, and it's unbelievable. |
| 0:57.1 | They have a weed sweet tea mix, mix that in with a little lemonade, and poured over some ice, and baby, you're feeling no pain. |
| 1:06.7 | It's a perfect summer cocktail. |
| 1:09.0 | Also, Jeremiah Wheat has two kinds of blended bourbons. |
| 1:12.1 | They got the regular, and they have my favorite, the cherry mash flavor. |
| 1:16.2 | Delectable. |
| 1:17.1 | Both 90-proof. |
| 1:18.6 | They both won double gold medals, i.e. the highest accolade at the San Francisco World Spirits competition. |
| 1:26.2 | God, I'd like to go to that one year. |
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