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Yeah. Get it on. Got to get it on. Bobcat Gulfway. In studio, in Warehouse today.

Yeah, it's in the hidden, hidden place. The top secret lair. Yeah, glad to have you here, Bob. Thanks. I was trying to make a decision which voice should I use. I like the normal Bobcat. But there's also, though, if you notice, there's, like, another voice, because, like, I'm even quieter. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? And then I get on radio or something, and I'm still doing this hybrid, where I'm a little more animated because I'm even quieter yeah you know I mean then I get on radio or something and I'm still

doing this hybrid where I'm a little more animated because I'm trying to be entertaining well let's

let's go way back then and talk about where Bob I mean people are I mean now I think they're

probably over it or they understand it to some degree but not really though I mean like I go

on the road you is the Scrooged Bobcat.

Most of the...

You know, people think... I don't know what they think. Like, I go out, you know, and do stand-up. I just did it, and I do it to make money. Right. Sure. It's like, I don't have that in me to go, you know, I miss the connection with the audience that you get.

It's the hug a woman can never give you.

It's, uh, I don't have that in me to go, you know, I miss the connection with the audience that you get. It's the hug a woman can never give you. It's, uh, I ran out of money. It's the alimony tour. Everyone should know that almost every comedian they see is just doing it for the money. Yeah, they should, you know, you know what, by the way, the stripper, she really doesn't like you. No. Doesn't mean she doesn't do a good show.

I would argue that your average porn star enjoys fucking on film more than your average comedian enjoys telling jokes on stage.

Both of them are looking at the clock.

Everyone's looking at the clock.

Everyone has issues with daddy.

And neither one of them wants to be there.

And neither one of them would do it for free.

But there's probably 20% of porn stars that really just dig getting fucked on camera.

And there's like 23.

It's probably only 18% of comedians that really dig being on.

Yeah.

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