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Yeah, get it on, everybody. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on. Bill Simmons, ESPN's the sports guy, is with us today.

We're at our new location in my warehouse, somewhere in the San Fernando Valley.

Looking good, Billy.

Thank you.

I was so tired of seeing the photos of you in your blog and how you managed to out sloppy everyone you were with.

Yeah.

So I decided to raise your game today.

Yeah, he is wearing tattered sweats that

have paint smears on them. Oh, that's not paint. Oh, wow. Well, they have elf jizz on them then.

And I imagine it'd be green. He's also wearing some throwback NBA apparel.

Yeah.

Got himself a t-shirt, and it's looking pretty sloppy, except for the brand-new kicks. It's not just any t-shirt. It's my Duke Sucks T-shirt. Uh-huh. That I spent $39 on. Really? Yeah. Wait a minute. You went to college wear? I went to Holy Cross, but I just think it's fun to hate Duke.

They're like the Cobra Chi of colleges.

And why... went to college where i went to holy cross but i just think it's fun i hate duke they're like

the cobra kye of colleges and why uh why would you spend 39 bucks for that did you ever go out

and just feel like spending money yeah you know what i'm talking about you go to best buy and you're

like even if i can't find the d you know a DVD that ultimately i'm going to be fired up about I need to come out of here with something yeah yeah

that's when you spend like like when I bought that tango cash that DVD about tango cash and the specialist right on the same the

slice the loan two pack right that that's what happens when you're in that mode. I get in that mode like once a month.

Well, Tango and Cash is an awesome film, and so is a specialist.

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