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Hey, kiddies, ace man here. And first off, thank you for making us number one at iTunes.

We're the number one podcast in America. God bless you. I told you we could do it. I told you we didn't need the man. And speaking of people the man hates, Dave Damashek, everybody. Welcome. What's happening, Ace? Welcome to the jungle.

Adam, you're looking well. It's nice to see you after two years. Great to see you, David. I think you were leaving as I was coming in at Kimmel's once, so I did get to see you that one time. Yes, yes. By the way, listen, before we get in there, congratulations. Number one on iTunes, I'm not surprised at all. Congratulations on the sitcom. But I have to, let's just clear the air right now. What happened last Friday? I called into the show.

I get the hi-hat. I was on for like, the line goes dead for like 10 seconds. I'm yelling. I was about to hang up.

And then next thing I hear is you mimicking my voice. Hello, hello.

Well, I think what happened, well, first off, it was the last show.

Emotions were running high.

I realized that you and Teresa probably had a little bad blood behind you, but I didn't really think about it because I have no pulse. Like, I realize I don't have ice water in my veins.

I just have ratchet in my veins. I just have rat shit in my veins.

You want to know what a horrible guy I am?

I do the radio show for three plus years.

By Tuesday of the first week, it's off.

I forgot what I did.

And don't know any of the people I used to work with.

Like I wouldn't recognize producer Angie if I was having sex with her right now.

So I'm a horrible person and I never thought about you and Teresa and I started noticing

Teresa frosting over a little when you called in and I thought, oh, wait a minute, she's,

she and Dave don't have a great history.

You can tell people what happened. And plus she's's pregnant and her hormones are going nuts. And it dawned on me, oh, maybe this is uncomfortable for her. And then there was a weird pause. And then I thought, oh, screw it. Jack's got to come in here and play his horrible parody song that's going to make everything right in the next 10 minutes. I miss that. Oh, God. Well, listen. No, I don't care about the... What happened with Teresa quickly? Just so people are caught up. Dave Damashek, by the way, did the first year. Let's just, let's recap and get people caught up. Well, I'm glad to hear she's pregnant, a medical miracle. I didn't know you could do that after menopause. But no, listen, I kid. It's not funny. No, I like to have fun at him, and that's what it's about. No, but do we really want to talk to have this conversation? Yes. Because here's what I would suggest, Stace. Really, this is what I think about this. Because this nonsense of me, for two years, by the way, I have to thank you because for two plus years, now, virtually every day, people drop me a line to say, hey, first heard you on the Carolla show, I've tracked you down here.

So testament to you and your popularity, that people continue to find me in the various places I've popped up over the last couple of years.

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