Hey, Kitty's Ace Man here.

And first, some good news before I bring on Bill Simmons.

We cracked the one million podcast mark, and that was as of Thursday.

So we didn't even get through the week, and you guys put us over the million.

God bless you, my little retarded plan is working.

And speaking of retarded, Bill Simmons, ESPN sports guy, the pioneer of the podcast.

He's been doing his podcast for over two years, right?

And I all of a sudden feel like I have a very small penis because last week I broke

my own record for downloads in a week and it was $530,000.

So you just murdered me.

Yeah, but what I doubled me.

But you didn't get thrown off the air after being in 13 markets, which is really what did.

But it wasn't your fault that you got thrown off.

I know, but it was radio's fault.

You built yours organically, and I built mine through having another platform to launch it off of.

But the good news is you get to live on and billboards next to bus stations,

because they never change them.

They change them every 10 years.

Oh, I did.

I actually ate lunch under.

You know how they put the billboards on top of the building?

Yeah.

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