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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, expat comedy club, tiny buff guy, and don't let Jackie trick you...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cachian, Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.1	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.1	Hey, Kilmartin.
0:23.0	Hey, Shun.
0:24.8	We did it.
0:26.0	Another week without killing ourselves.
0:28.4	What's going on?
0:29.7	Wow.
0:31.0	Wow.
0:31.6	All right.
0:32.5	That's a good baseline, you know?
0:35.1	People are always, oh, I'm not grinding enough. If you're still alive and not dead by your own hand, maybe that's your win for the week.
0:44.3	Right. Guess who didn't get to do enough sets this week? Me and my attitude problem.
0:49.2	You're going to be a feisty today. I am going to be full of beans. Beans, I tell you. I'm going to take the pills
0:57.0	and keep me alive. Oh, great. Blood thinner and statins. Oh, there you go. It's, they aren't the
1:04.9	sexiest drugs. I know a lot of our sexy listeners are on antidepressants because their emotions are so romantic and deep.
1:13.3	Well, guess what?
1:14.1	Yes.
1:14.9	Yes.
1:15.5	I'm fucking just trying to keep my arteries from clogging.
	...

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