And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who just can't take it anymore. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And you know something something it's gorgeous today here on

milleronia it's always beautiful because yes as you know I control the weather

but I think I control it in a benevolent way but I don't

think anyone would be benevolent actually with the weather come to think of it but you know

what it's gorgeous here today and it's a beautiful

place. It's a great island. Miloronia is a place you'd want to be. I really believe that and I'm glad we record from here and Colonel Jeff

doesn't mind the three separate helicopter rides to get here. He doesn't mind that much anymore do you?

No he doesn't mind that because he understands that if he does mind

the second or third helicopter ride might not get here.

It might stop at another little island somewhere where they could eat you.

But in any case, it's beautiful here and oh that music makes me

happy it's the Josh Perone orchestra and the Kim Chase dancers featuring boy Tenor John Davidson asking the musical question,

if you do know the way to San Jose, do you also have some prices for airfare to get there?

First of all, John, yes, we do.

We know the prices. The good news is that we have airfares, hotel prices, meals, shows, everything.

The bad news is that you're going to have two layovers in Oakland and miss those tickets to

Hamilton and they lost your golf clubs but other than that you know what it's

an it's it's an interesting question good question John and by the way I did I never quite

That's a song obviously do you know the way to San Jose

I've been away so long I can't think of the next thing which is the original

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