The following podcast is a dear media production.

Hi, I'm Heather McMahon.

I'm an actress, comedian, living at home with my mother.

Yes, you heard it here first on the Absolutely Not Podcast.

If you follow me on Instagram, you know I'm an open book.

And the Absolutely Not Podcast is a safe space for us to honestly keep it real.

In this day and age where everyone's living their best life,

honey, I'm living my truth and my mom's house.

On the Absolutely Not Podcast will laugh, will cry,

will probably prank phone call or ex-boyfriends because honestly, they were the worst.

The thing that makes our podcast different is I get to hear directly from you.

The followers, the listeners, the engages,

while I may be the host of this podcast, you're the guest.

Every week I'm going to listen to your phone calls and give my two cents on honestly what we're

all doing wrong in our lives. I will also bring on guests from celebrities,

comedians, people that truly I just want to chat with.

This is a fun place for us to be real and just talk a little shit.

On this podcast, you'll hear me interview a range of people from, you know,

celebrities to other comedians to honestly like the door man on my building because he's a badass.

I am so excited to hear from each and every one of you.

You can always pick up the phone and catch us on the Absolutely Not line at 800-213-7503.

I'll listen to your voice mails weekly and we will do the most.

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