The following podcast is a DR Media production.

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello everyone, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMahon, truly doing the most in the least at the same damn time.

Thanks for tuning in today.

We are going to talk about um, well a lot of things, you know,

what's been happening, what's been going on in your lives, what's been going on in my lives.

I am in LA at the moment and I've been traveling so much and you'll know I am such like a travel

aviation nerd geek. And let me tell you, I'm still trying to navigate

how I handle people at the airport. It's not the employees. I think they do a fantastic job.

It's that there's a sense of lawlessness when you get behind security at an airport,

which is ironic because it should be a place where you're a little bit more buttoned up and you

have your shit together. But my true absolutely not that I've just been really observing recently,

is just the fact that people lose all sense of what is right and wrong, how to, you know,

handle themselves as law-abiding citizens when they're at the airport. What are you talking about?

It's like, and no other place in the world would people just take off their shoes and walk in a

bathroom and no other place in the world would people just lay down on the floor and take a nap in

the middle of, you know, a public space. But at the airport, they share his health, do it, don't they?

So I got drunk and I booked a flight. I had to come out here for work and so I booked a flight.

And naturally I was like, you know what? After like seven shardonnays, I'm going to put myself

...